Susan has gone crazy, she’s now jumping up and down, screaming at the TV for being all tied to silly content providers.

Unlike a lot of people in the UK we get our TV via cable. I stress unlike, because from what i’ve always gathered, cable TV is a lot more prevalent in the US than it is here. Over here the 1 satellite carrier (sky, owned by rupert murdoch) is by far the biggest provider of “pay tv”.

But yeah, many years ago our pavements around here in sheffield were dug up and cables strewn underneath them and we ended up signing up to “Yorkshire Cable”, mainly I think, because my folks didn’t like the idea of having a satellite dish on the side of the house.. Some time afterwards Yorkshire Cable became Telewest. And now, just this month has become “Virgin Media”. It’s a merger of NTL and Telewest, who between them took over Virgin Mobile, for no other reason than to be able to market themselves under the Virgin brand. We’ve ended up with a TV service with one heck of an identity crisis.

Actually there’s more than just TV, we get from cable both phone and broadband too. Virgin have overhauled their tarrifs, naming them all after clothes sizes. ‘Cept, the actual meat of these tarrifs are sod all different from what we were getting from Telewest. They’ve been going around shouting about how its a brand new company with bold new ideas. Yeah right.

Today the funniest thing happened. Carreige rights for Virgin Media to show Sky’s general entertainment and news channels are due to expire next month so they have been in negotiation. Sky have been asking Virgin Media for double the price per customer for their channels and Virgin have declined. This now means that come next month we as virgin media customers will no longer be able to watch “Sky One”, once the hallmark of the multi-channel age.

But sheesh, soooo freaking what!! It’s one of the laziest waste of space TV channels around! Not a single piece of original programming, just american imports, which us with broadband can watch at will anyway.

So I say, good on you Virgin Media. You may not be offering us anything new, but out with bad rubbish is a good start.

This is their statement about the whole ordeal. Quite an oddity, because earlier today it was a standard texture page, now all the text is a bitmap for god knows what reason.

Apparently Sky One is remaking ‘The Prisoner’, of all the stupid things, why remake something which is already perfect? Is there really such a drought of inspiration in TV circles? Whatever happened to the idea of making a prisoner film that’s what I want to know? I hope this thing doesn’t get off the ground because its pointless and as sky are making it it will for definite be cheap rubbish and will most probably make a whole generation believe that the prisoner is poo-poo.

This weeks South Park was milk-pouring-out-of-nose hilarious! It was about scientology, I always knew this church was a wack-job but I had no idea they were THAT bonkers! This episode had an amazing section where they detailed the whole alien idea and just to make it a whole lot scarier they stuck a banner at the bottom of the screen stating “This is what scientologists actually believe” haha awesome. With such amazement I went hunting for more info and came across this priceless gizmodo article about the e-meter. Follow the links at the end of their article as well, they’re incredible.