Last night I went to see the Mighty Boosh perform at the city hall. It was a marvellous spectacle. Like a scattergun of obscenely silly happenings, they were putting it out there. So much so that I really dunno where to begin, so I probably won’t. Vince Noir was chased around the auditorium by a giant rabbit, who went on to rape him. I think that’s all you need to know. Oh and Howard Moon has become a bit of an expert in mime. huh, the audience was full of students, many of whom seemed to have big bushy castro beards. Is this the fashion with students now?

Some things annoying me right now. When Americans attempt British accents they always sound Australian, why is this? Eddie keeps leaving doors wide open, letting the warm air out. It’s freezing cold. Several dusty Dutchmen have dirty diamonds hanging from their dapper dungarees, I fear.