Someone has stolen my handkerchief.

Big brother 359 started last night.  They filled the house full of women, not even one little cute gay guy.

That’s not what bothers me though.  What does is the lack of Russel Brand to host Big Brothers Big Mouth.  He’s pretty much a presenting and comedic genius, but he’s held up in Hawaii staring in some film or other.

Last night Chris Moyells hosted Big Mouth and OMG it was embarrassing. If anyone needed confirmation of Brands talent they should compare last nights Big Mouth with any one of last year.

He didn’t even roll down his trousers and pants. Without Brand BB is going to be like an empty shell to me this year.

A curious side note, the film Russel Brand is doing co-stars Kristen Bell, and on brands weekly radio show (worth listening to, it’s available as a podcast) he once said something like “She’s in this show in America called Veronica Mars which is like some buffy vampire slayer type thing.”  Hmm, I bet one person on the set told him that and he’s taken it as fact.